Oh, Things I Do In The Name Of Science

So, being the daring and inquisitive person I am... I brought this stuff with me called AXE for the Dave Matthews Band concert. It comes in an innocent-looking aerosol can and smells decent enough. They advertise their stuff as causing instant animal magnetism leading to women tackling the men who wear the stuff. Since I am a victim of that behavior enough as it is in certain circles, I thought to myself, "I wonder if this will work on those hippy chicks at the concert?"

I tore the can out of the packaging and proceeded to apply sparingly (per the instructions). After application (I used 2 oz. out of a 4 oz. can) I took off in anticipation of the destruction, mayhem and carnage that I was about to sow!! It wasn't very long until I started noticing what is known as "The AXE Effect".

Women everywhere were looking my way, smiling, licking their chops and dreaming of ways to get to me... Many of them doing this were actually ignoring the men that had paid for them to be there (paid for their $50 tickets, that is). And if you believe any of this entry, I would like for you to visit some websites, like this one, and develop a sense of humor! ;o)