Retraction & Correction

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!! The writer of this blog hereby and forthwith announces the following:
1. That he was kidding about his science experiment with AXE at the Gorge Amphitheatre. The tests were actually conducted while performing field research during a recent expedition to an undisclosed metropolitan island in the state of New York -- where it was discovered that it does indeed have some kind of effect... That of keeping one's personal odors and hygiene issues under wraps.
2. That he is most assuredly not looking for any kind of emotional or physical entanglements (a.k.a. he's NOT looking, ladies).
3. That some of the comments conveyed by this very same forum could be construed as some form of truth instead of humorous or witty banter.

So, along with being the shooter on the grassy knoll, sabotaging the Mir spacestation, rigging the U.S. 2000 presidential elections and being responsible for your clothes dryer eating yet another solo sock, I have to take responsibilities for my own words, thoughts deeds and their direct and indirect losses...