Speaking of Horoscopes

Now, I realize that astrology is more of a generalized crap shoot than a science but let's be honest... Much like prostitution is the world's oldest profession, I suspect that astrology is the world's oldest science. Bringing nature, mythos and some mathematics to the forefront of the human psyche, it certainly can say quite a bit about us as a species.

For example... In Chinese astrology, I'm a dragon. By the zodiac, I'm a capricorn. Of course, these matters are truly generalized recommendations. I certainly think that it was fate or a higher power which has guided me along this universe. However, I'm not going to put so much credence to these concepts that I would start believing that my name could possibly mean, "exaulted one; placed high above others" because THAT, my friends, would lead me to have a bigger ego than I already have.