Today's Horoscope

The method that works for your business does not work for romance.

Business methodology applied to personal matters, eh? What an interesting concept!! I wonder how well that would work... How well that would work... Would work... Work... (Cue daydream sequence.)

Me: So, based on current projections, what do you see as my return on investment?
Her: (Silence.)
Me: My feeling is that we should be developing synergy and that would lead to economies of scale, what do you think?
Her: (Grumpy silence.)
Me: The current business climate indicates that now is a good time to execute bold strategies to rein in costs and roll out a roadmap that ensures the security and prosperity of our shareholders. We should cut costs and focus on our core competencies.
Her: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Me: Does this means our joint venture is off?
Her: (Storms off.)