Another Horoscope?

12/24/2003 - No one understands as well as you do. You've got the bases covered.
Yeah... You betcha... I can barely get my ego to fit in the double-doors to get into the office as it is. The last thing I need is my Christmas Eve horoscope rubbing me the right way. Although, SOMETHING rubbing me the right way is certainly more appreciated than being rubbed the wrong way or not being rubbed up against at all.

Or something like that.