Horoscopes for January (MTD)

01/13/2004 - You can make big breakthroughs in your work if you stay flexible.
Stretching exercises? Yep. Mental exercises? Yep. Thinking outside of the box? They haven't built a box big enough to hold me (or at least my ego).

01/12/2004 - You are the one responsible for the amount of stress in your life.
Guilty! I'll assume full responsibility for this issue and will continue to work on addressing the matter at my earliest convenience.

01/11/2004 - State your opinion instead of saying you don't care. You do care.
I do?

01/10/2004 - Think of solutions that will benefit the group - not just benefit you.
I always think of ways to accommodate and benefit the group. By acting selfless and ensuring the morale, success and continuity of the group I believe that I can help foster a healthier environment for everybody and even work towards leaving a lasting legacy far after I am gone...

01/09/2004 - You have the potential to make a huge leap up the ladder today.
Athletic shoes? Check. Ladder? Hey... What a sec!

01/08/2004 - It is important that you stay informed with what is going on nearby.
If it's not on my calendar or if they didn't send me a memo about it, I'm afraid that that I might have missed the boat. Oh well, I suppose that there are worse things than not knowing what all's going on...

01/07/2004 - Communicate your romantic feelings directly to the person you love.
Dear You-Know-Who, I love you!

01/06/2004 - Don't get caught up in mind games. Cut right to the honest truth.
Mind games... Unless it's something that I'm challenging myself to (which is something akin to mental masturbation) then it's a complete waste of time. If you're lucky, you get 70 years on this rock. That means 70 springs, 70 summers, 70 autumns and 70 winters. It's not a lot of time when you think about it so screw playing games!! Make the most of your time here with the rest of us...

01/05/2004 - The method you used the first time may not work the second time.
If at first you don't succeed, then perhaps skydiving isn't for you! Seriously though, it's important to keep one's perspective open to alternatives and if you're a bit of an overachiever or worrier then you'd better plan for all the contingencies. That includes packing a pillow with your parachute...

01/04/2004 - See the bright side of things and appreciate it. Especially today.
"Always look on the bright side of life..." -Monty Python

01/03/2004 - Rise above all the gossip around you and listen to only yourself.
Wait a minute... Does this apply to the voices in my head?

01/02/2004 - Have faith that you will meet your career goals and you will.
I have complete faith that I will accomplish whatever I set myself upon or whatever it is that I am supposed to accomplish anyway.

01/01/2004 - Go to where the excitement is instead of shying away from it.
Yep. Went skiing this day. That's definitely where all the excitement is!