Dating Language Guide for Women

Ladies, when men say something, it usually means something completely different than what you think it does. This list is pretty much spot on and fairly comprehensive.

I am hungry. = I am hungry.
I am sleepy. = I am sleepy.
I am tired. = I am tired.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I am bored. = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you.
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes.
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.