Horoscopes

04/29/2004 - You will see a viewpoint today that you haven't ever seen before.
Yep... What it's like to be car-less in a highly mobile society! On the plus side, Dean-O got a helluva deal on a slightly used/abused 1998 Dodge Neon Sport Coupe.

04/28/2004 - You feel a duty to something that you don't believe in anymore.
Umm, this is also known as "short-timer's" syndrome. It's a horrible, debilitating condition but I managed to pull through just fine!

04/27/2004 - Venture out of your comfort zone. Try something new and different.
Tonight, I shall use my left hand all night long instead of the right one... Have you ever tried teaching your "submissive" hand how to write cursive?!?

04/25/2004 - Others will disagree. There is nothing you can do about this.
To heck with others! It's my way or the highway... (Editor's Note: We really couldn't do anything about it!! How eerie!)

04/24/2004 - Other people will react sharply to whatever you say or do today.
This was a Saturday and I don't recall what I was doing... Oh yeah!! I was in Portland not doing much of anything. However, I did meet a lesbian and I did check out the "Saturday Market" which was kind of fun.

04/23/2004 - Don't waste so much time and energy worrying about what others think.
Even better... I liked this horoscope!

04/22/2004 - Not everything has to be done to perfection. Finish and move on.
I can't stand things being half-done or incomplete... That said, I finished almost all of my packing and got everything all set for "the big move".

04/21/2004 - The first comment you make will set the tone for the conversation.
Be careful because this is true everyday for everybody...

04/20/2004 - Sharing your burden with others will help to ease it. Don't hide away.
Admittedly, I've been a dumbass about letting people lend me a hand. Note to self: it's not a weakness to have so many friends who care and love enough to help you out. This is good lesson for me to go through!

04/19/2004 - Issues involving security in your home will be prominent tonight.
GASP!! Did you know that the hot water tank only holds about 30 minutes of hot water?? After that, good luck staying warm in the shower!

04/18/2004 - Try not to pressure yourself into making things happen a certain way.
As long as things come about with the best possible outcome for everybody involved, I'm all over it...

04/17/2004 - The people you have criticized are criticizing you behind your back.
This horoscope wasn't really news... I have expected this and the retributions will be swift and devestating!

04/16/2004 - Eat fresh, healthy food and your mind will be much clearer.
Yuck.

04/15/2004 - Consciously make time for the things that are most important to you.
Make time for the things that are most important to me... I've spent time with my family before leaving, I've gone out of my way to try and say goodbye to everybody... I think that my job is done here.

04/14/2004 - Someone you love is likely to be extremely fickle and flaky.
Yeah... And that someone is ME!