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The Top 11 Benefits of being the MSN Butterfly Guy
by Network Computing Magazine, 04/29/2004

11. Better compensation package than the FreeBSD Daemon guy.
10. When having problems with Word, you can visit Mr. Clippie in his cubicle.
9. Ultimate pickup line: "Wanna go to my cocoon and metamorphose?"
8. Gone are those awkward teenage days as Caterpillar Boy.
7. Finally, something appropriate to wear on Friday nights in Greenwich Village.
6. A fully indexed list of every porn site known to man.
5. Can now afford to move out of Mom's basement.
4. No safer place to be a bug than Redmond.
3. No need to change clothes before Joffrey Ballet tryouts.
2. Not likely to be presumed sexually threatening to anyone.
1. Finally, men who drive minivans have something to wear.