Blind Date 1.0

So I went on my first Net-inspired blind date the other day. I was prepared: I brought a copy of my background check, a DNA sample and a small clip book of my favorite jokes. Really, it wasn't so bad. She was charming, kind, intelligent and looked like a bad passport photo of Janet Reno. We chatted, we drank coffee and then I ran all the way home (leaving my car in the parking lot). It was swell.

(By the way, this is a joke. Credit goes to Robert X. Cringely who actually wrote it.)