When I'm King of the World...

The laws are all going to be rewritten so that they are easier to follow and make sense:

Taxes will be fair and equitable with fewer loopholes, deductions, penalties and restrictions.

Gasoline will be $4 per gallon to better reflect its value and to kickstart the demand for economical alternatives.

Alternative power sources will be mandated (nuclear, geothermal, solar, kinetic, etc.) along with infrastructure improvements in third world countries to quickly bring them into the modern era.

Nobody will be forced to eat brussel sprouts.

Public servants (teachers, police, fire, etc.) will be taken care of so that they can take better care of us.

There will not only be a 5 day waiting period before you can buy a gun but there'll be a 5 year moratorium on having children (from ages 18 to 23) giving young adults a chance to go to college and otherwise get their lives started.

Licenses will be required prior to the birth of children. Requirements include parenting classes, health/nutrition education and financial planning. If you cannot meet the requirements, don't expect any assistance from the government.

Birth control will be readily available. Children who have children will trigger an instant $50,000 penalty for their parents. We will collect this amount in cash immediately upon the birth of the child and there will be no allowances, deductions or excuses permitted.

The water will be medicated; happy pills for everybody!!