Attention, Left-Wing Conspiracy Nuts!

What you've heard may be true... However, it wouldn't be the first time and it certainly won't be the last time; so get over it and get on the bandwagon so we can get the President and his "mandate" through the next four years. How bad could it be anyway?

Remember, in order to keep the economy going, borrow money and buy more stuff: it's the American way!