My Kind of Bear but Not My Kind of Beer

Yogi is now all grown up!

From the Thank-God-I-Wasn't-There Department

Those darn Canadians!

300 Posts!

Sounds like a small, one-horse town out west or something.


Come visit 300 Posts, NV! The most happening town for miles around. We have hookers, gambling, more hookers, buffets and plenty of parking!

A Law Worth Supporting

It's about time that we had reasonable laws!!

What Kind of Place Is This??!?

What's next?

From the I-Wish-I-Could-Have-Seen-This Dept...

Apparently, Al-Qaida now recruits more than just asses, camels and sacks of potatos...

(Poor bunny...)

The Perfect Gift for The Man

The man who needs a boost of confidence or something...

Land of the Free?

Your freedom of speech apparently puts you on the radar with the FBI. Then again, since they're already monitoring your email and web browsing, why not monitor people who attend political protests?

Open Mouth, Insert Foot

POTUS never ceases to amaze me...

Blind Date 1.0

So I went on my first Net-inspired blind date the other day. I was prepared: I brought a copy of my background check, a DNA sample and a small clip book of my favorite jokes. Really, it wasn't so bad. She was charming, kind, intelligent and looked like a bad passport photo of Janet Reno. We chatted, we drank coffee and then I ran all the way home (leaving my car in the parking lot). It was swell.

(By the way, this is a joke. Credit goes to Robert X. Cringely who actually wrote it.)

Mea Culpa

So, I've been on the road for two weeks supporting that worthwhile activity known as my career which better enables me to support myself, my family and other worthy causes. During that time, I really haven't had an opportunity to blog anything. However, I will be posting some pictures taken during my trip to The Golden State.