Those Darn Kids!

It's amazing what necessity can drive a person to do.

And In Celebrity News...

Renee's single again! While I don't think that I stand a chance, she's definitely on my "list".

Dear Mr. Newdow...

Please... Go fuck yourself.

If you're so against the usage of "under God" in the pledge of allegiance, please turn in all of your assets and possessions that were ever obtained using currency bearing the term "In God We Trust."

You can send them to these folks.

Here's a quick history lesson:
This country was primarily founded by religious rejects from Europe, not atheists. Many aspects of American society defer to and offer respect to Deity. So go and find a worthwhile crusade and leave the rest of us out of your emotional or spiritual inadequacies. Please...

Unleash Your Inner Nerd!

Trebuchets away!

And In Other News

This isn't news...

Dick Cheney

So... The fucker has become the fuckee?

Deep Thoughts

It's funny how a little retrospective on what's important can make for profound reading...

Today's Crappy Movie

Gothika starring Halle Berry and Robert Downey Jr.

This movie had so much going for it. An all-star ensemble of actors... Decent potential... And then...

The whole possibility of a really really creepy movie just choked and died about 60 minutes into the movie.

If you're going to see this movie, rent it using somebody else's money. Better yet, watch it drunk and alone in the dark. Then maybe, it might live up to its full potential.