The Perfect Woman (with The Perfect Attitude)

1. I'll swallow it all... I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored... Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out womens' asses.
12. I'll start painting the house when I'm done cutting the grass.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish that you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No no... I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor, forget the whole Valentine's Day thing and buy new clubs.
19. I understand fully... Our anniversay comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Oh come on... What do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer and have my friend Tammy come over for a threesome?
21. Not the mall again! Let's go to that new strip club.
22. Listen, I'll make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and start working on getting that handicap down to a 7 or 8?
23. God, if I don't blow you soon, I'm going to burst.
24. I signed up for yoga just so I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
25. No, no, no! You stay in bed! Whatever it is, I'll take care of it. You need your sleep!