On The Road Again...

I have to admit... Taking Amtrak, while expensive, is a darn sight more convenient than driving. After all, you can drink a beer, get online and get to where you're going without traffic jams (driving) or random security checks (flying). Mass transit certainly has its place in my world!

Hell Hath No Fury...

This guy must be embarrassed.

Motorcycle Run (2008-08-16)

Alright, here's the deal - weather permitting. For those of you who have bikes and want to come on a fun afternoon's ride, I've mapped out a great afternoon for you!

1. From Baltimore, head north on Falls Road up to Alesia, MD.
2. From Alesia, head east on back roads to Delta, PA.
3. From Delta, head southeast on MD-623 and MD-222 to Perryville, MD.
4. From Perryville, take US-40 to MD-7 just before Belcamp, MD.
5. From Belcamp, MD take MD-7 back to Baltimore, MD.

Estimated miles: 123
Estimated time: 4 hours

Paris Hilton Strikes Back

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No, really... This is pretty good. She memorized her lines and came up with all of it herself.