Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When Drunk

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Today's Productivity Site Of The Day

Will Farrell is incredibly funny... I don't know whether it's his timing, his natural ability or whether he's had really good writers.

Regardless, you should check out his latest venture: the Funny or Die website. At the very least, check out The Landlord!

Cast Your Vote!

It's good to see people take an interest in seeing that justice is served.

Paris Hilton Headed To Jail!

I can't think of a better subject for the 666th post of my blog than Paris Hilton! The justice system is appropriate in sending Paris to jail for 45 days for blatent disregard for the law. She violated her probation and was arrested while driving with a suspended license and intoxicated.

An online petition has been started asking for Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her. Out of curiosity, does anybody know just how out of touch with reality is she?

Paris should go to jail, pay a fine and have to perform community service. I don't know her personally but her behavior and actions have been reprehensible.

It's time that common people show that we aren't going to take this kind of behavior from celebrities any more. What is to be gained from allowing this to continue? What kind of message does that give our children? What has she done for society?

Paris, it's time to pay the piper and accept some personal accountability. Do your time, learn a little humility and get on with your life just like everybody else would.

¡Ask a Mexican!

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