Hell Hath No Fury...

This guy must be embarrassed.

A Favorite Classic

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known Lovers spot.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?"

The cop says: "What are you doing?"

The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!

The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."

The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

Fear Of Girls

I found this funny because it's so over the top and yet, there are so many similarities to myself and others that I know... And I found that scary!

Stephen Colbert - His Candidacy Fails

I'm not sure whether to be pleased or upset by this... It's old news, sure, but it would have been a lot of fun watching him debate the other candidates.

Best Political Ad Ever?

We report, you decide.

BlondeStar To The Rescue!

This was too funny to NOT put up.

What If...

What if The Simpsons were Star Wars characters...?

Today's Productivity Site Of The Day

Will Farrell is incredibly funny... I don't know whether it's his timing, his natural ability or whether he's had really good writers.

Regardless, you should check out his latest venture: the Funny or Die website. At the very least, check out The Landlord!

Cast Your Vote!

It's good to see people take an interest in seeing that justice is served.

Paris Hilton Headed To Jail!

I can't think of a better subject for the 666th post of my blog than Paris Hilton! The justice system is appropriate in sending Paris to jail for 45 days for blatent disregard for the law. She violated her probation and was arrested while driving with a suspended license and intoxicated.

An online petition has been started asking for Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her. Out of curiosity, does anybody know just how out of touch with reality is she?

Paris should go to jail, pay a fine and have to perform community service. I don't know her personally but her behavior and actions have been reprehensible.

It's time that common people show that we aren't going to take this kind of behavior from celebrities any more. What is to be gained from allowing this to continue? What kind of message does that give our children? What has she done for society?

Paris, it's time to pay the piper and accept some personal accountability. Do your time, learn a little humility and get on with your life just like everybody else would.

Police Locked Out Of Jail

Reuters reports that police in Berlin could not open a cell due to a broken lock. A locksmith was called to break the suspect out.

¡Ask a Mexican!

I have totally forgotten about this weekly feature which is now available in a convenient and portable book edition... ENJOY!!